Thursday, April 8, 2010

I think I'll write more reviews in verse

or filk them.

Title: His Wicked Kiss
Author: Gaelen Foley
Genre: Regency.
Grade: B-
How Hot is it?: four hot chili peppers

*generic folk riff*

They say don't go down the Orinoco River,
if you're looking for a wife.
'Cause Naturalist Farraday has a pretty young daughter,
she's mighty handy with a gun and a knife.

Her tender lips are sweeter than honey
And she has long flaming red hair.
The snakes and tree frogs tell Eden Farraday
If a stranger should wander there.

Jack Knight sailed down the Orinoco River.
Part of a plot to help Bolivar.
But after he kissed Eden Farraday
She hid on his ship to escape her stalker.

Her tender lips are sweeter than honey
And she kills hissing fer-de-lance.
but on that trip across the ocean
Jack Knight will get in her pants.

Jack don't care about Eden's feelings
He's gonna lock her in his castle
And even when he frees her
He's not getting any anymore.

*repeat to fade*

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